Picture perfect or madness?

Sometimes when boredom don slap my face left, right and center and I look up, look down, still nothing to do, na im I go begin read recent updates for my bb o…..{yes, if you want to slap me, I give you permission cos I don slap myself finish}….I do this silly thing meanwhile I get CCNP to at least try de prepare for. For person wey wan make one certain list like that, you’d think I’ll be serious with my books instead I go de form ninja at the last minute. Well, God really de favor im beloved {and I absolutely adore you too Lord…….(smacking kiss on His cheek)}…. I can just imagine how soft Gods cheek is with woolly looking beard like Santa’s….{heaving a very happy sigh}…omo my digression don too much o, from one story to another… You see that’s how long my attention span can last…. Chai, I digress again. Oya, sorry no vex.

As I was talking before some kolo person interrupted me. That’s how I look at my friends statuses on my bb. Some of these pictures are so cute, sexy, awesome and adorable while meeehn some kain display pictures just de make me wonder wetin the person wey de take d photo de think when e snap am. I mean e no just make any sense at all and d people wey even de pose for some of these pictures must have been gotten from the psychiatric hospital in mgboba, Port-Harcourt, Rivers state, Nigeria. In fact let me not talk too much, just follow me judge dis matter.

Picture 1:

take for example this one, what was this guy thinking? Was he trying to be funny or just plain stupid? Jacuzzi ko, Jacuzzi ni

Picture 2: Ok…this one claims he is a fine bobo o….got this from a dating site I subscribed to…yes yes yes..I joined a dating site, ehen? I’m not the first, neither will I be the last biko. Besides it fun some times when you get to see weird photos like this and have a sincere laugh.

Due to the absurdity of this picture, it could not be found. Please bear with me.

Picture 2 replace: OK, umu aka ndia should be pia’d itali {these children should be flogged}. See them already practicing thieving moves in their uniform at this tender age…The person that took this picture couldn’t crack their head or what??

Picture 3: And who says Naija people are not the happiest people in the world even though this picture is ridiculously funny {courtesy of a ridiculous bbm friend->>you know yourself}.