No memory

Just now now as I tried to collect some pictures from my blackberry phone that I want to use for my next post, you know how you go through My Computer {not my computer o, but “my computer” on your computer, if you like don’t understand it, that one no ‘consign’ me} first to navigate to an external storage device to get documents? , well that’s what I did o and noticed this big red line across my screen. Ah Ah, what is this? Abi my laptop wan crash?? Na im I look the thing come notice say na just indicator to say my hard disk memory don de full. {I know i’m supposed to know what that meant jare, but the kayn hunger that is catching me, my brain is really slow in booting jor}

You cannot imagine my shock when I saw the memory space left on my baby…even the memory card on my trium phone has more space than this machine {Yes, I still use throm, na your bizniz? Shuo….(hissing like a razz warri babe)}..anyway as I was saying, my throm has more space than this my compura o.
Then I decided to investigate what could be taking up all the space on this thing. My discovery put me to shame I no go lie. As a masters student, you’d think I’ll be more serious with my studies…chai…God help me…. See the list below in terms of percentage.

i. Movies – 5%
ii. Music -10%
iii. Softwares – 10%
iv. Pictures – 2%
v. Educational stuff – 73%

YES…..I know all you bad belle people were expecting the reverse abi…all of una that don’t like my progress…you will all be caught someday. But you know as a good Christian, it is not good to lie and I don’t want to go to hell fire so let me post the real discovery {sob sob sob}

1. Downloaded text books -0.03% {thanks to 4shared..me? spend money buy textbook?….I’m still waiting for them to finish writing that book I’ll spend my money on…unless its M&B and harlequin, then you are talking}
2. Downloaded class videos – 2.07%
3. Downloaded softwares for school project – 2.5%
4. Downloaded softwares for watching film – 1.5%
5. Files for my money making venture – 3.0% {these are future project I’m thinking about embarking on, whether they are legal or not no concern you. all you need know be say we go jollof enoff when I don hammer, as long as you invest when time reach :D}
6. Pictures – 10% {including school field trips, jollofing times, random pics, the ones I stole from peoples dps, the ones I snap people and them no know..all join}
7. Music -30.5% {now to categorize this one: Church music: 20%; love love music: 35%; razz music (like dem MI, Rihanna, Asa, 2face, Bruno Mars..u know, all those razz people): 45%}
8. Feems (because this one don pass movies o) – 50.4% {no need to calculate this one, take cue from music}

Imagine? When I finish this analysis, I wan cry. Infact I cried…so this is what I spend my time doing? Watching feems (especially Indian feems)..chai..My fathers’ BP will definitely rise when he hears this one….The man that’s hoping I’ll get him a Jet once I start earning the dollars after school. Well papa, don’t worry ooo..there’s always a way….after all, Bill gates no go school abi? {see the crap we use to console ourselves when we start misbehaving…chai…smh}… incase you are one of those dullards that cannot do maths, let me help you with a more picturistique analysis.

If you look closely {as long as you don’t wear gulder bottle for eye}, you’ll notice that the space for text book is not visible at all…..{seriously wailing….sob sob sob sob}…this means I’m finished……CHAI….

Wusai…..hehehehehehehehe….in as much as this analysis is very correct, as a ninja, I still make all my A’s mehn…ask my friends, they can testify….so no shaking ;-)..

BTW-Papi….stop calling me a tout o!!! I am a crème chic!