I’ve not felt like I av been in obodo oyibo until now. All this while it has been like someone did me ogboju and kept me in one finest parts of Lagos where there are plenty normal oyibo people. Now it’s summer, it hit me that I have finally arrived amelica.
See gels moving around in only pants and they call it ‘shorts’. That’s how bumbum is just in my face all day once I step out of the house. Fine legs o, crooked legs, arsenal bumbum, bumbums that are like slate {like mine}, all go wear pant de waka for road….smh…..if na only bumbum sef, I for no too talk. Bobbie nko? All in the name of tank top.
I complain to one of my friends and her excuse is that it is summer. Really? So people are permitted to move around naked because of ‘summer’? Winter, please do and come so that I’ll start seeing normal again and sanity would be restored to the streets.
#nuffsaid
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Free bumbum and bobbie? Wow. If I was in America, I'll probably take the whole summer filming this whole free show. I can only understand your complains because you're a female.
When will we start having summers in Nigeria na.